O-bama, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Daschle got a limo; I thought we were friends?
Got too big a mortgage; my payments ascend.
O-bama, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
O-bama, won't you buy me a flatscreen TV?
My dollars are worth less than the Indian Rupee.
Just divert a freighter in the South China Sea.
O-bama, won't you buy me a flatscreen TV?
O-bama, won't you send me, a free tax rebate?
Thirteen dollars each week in the collection plate.
I promise some day that I'll remunerate.
O-bama, won't you send me, a free tax rebate?
Everybody!
O-bama, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Don't think of the collapse this spending portends.
Mere economics, your glory transcends!
O-bama, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?



*wild applause* Encore! Encore!
Posted by: Kenneth Pike | 20 February 2009 at 08:59
I can already hear Paul Shanklin signing this! Someone get this to Rush. (The commentator or the Band.)
Posted by: Chris | 01 March 2009 at 21:26