Mouse

I don't know why people think the world needs a better mousetrap. My spread of four caught the blighter within three hours of deployment.

On the other hand, I can't help feeling sympathy for the little disease-spreading rodent. A peanut butter snack would be fatal for me, too.

Comments

[Kenneth Pike]

I have nothing insightful to add. But that is quite possibly the most amusing comparison I've heard all week, thanks. d^_^b