I've ranted before about the terrible things people name their children these days, but I have a new Cruel Name Gold Medallist. On the local paper's website, they show all the entrants for their Halloween costume contest. One adorable little girl, about 2 years old, dressed as Dorothy is named...
Xzavya
Yes. That's her name. Poor child.
Sounds like an attempt at a feminine Xavier.
Posted by: Dad | 21 November 2006 at 17:37
At least you don't have to figure out how to pronounce them then be chastised by the dumb parents who made them up for getting it wrong.
My most recent mispronunciation: Briegia
Posted by: Jen | 21 November 2006 at 19:42
Hence, we betstowed upon you the appellation "Jackalope" - easy to pronounce by all.
This Pursuivant business, however, is all yours (speaking of errant pronunciations).
Posted by: Dad | 22 November 2006 at 14:24
I had figured it was a feminine Xavier, but that doesn't excuse the act.
As for Pursuivant, remember what George Orwell said: "Nearly every Englishman of working-class origin considers it effeminate to pronounce a foreign word correctly."
In fact, that could be a worthwhile response to Jen's problem, too.
Posted by: Dan | 23 November 2006 at 21:10